President Obama: It's called a stroke.
The dizziness you are now feeling in Palm Springs is caused by a Stroke induced by an outside party.
This is why you are having a headache.
Get out of the sun and go sit down and have a Manhattan - it will act as a surfactant to calm your "Nerves."
Perhaps you should have a little Immusist in your tea - it will clear it right up really fast and reverse the damage.
You never should have declared yourself as god on the Golf Course -- even as a joke.
The lower left part of your brain has a small clot induced by one of your enterage' of security guards - change them immediately.
Have a nice day in Palm Springs Golfing as your handlers are begging for more places to sell their US Bonds in Europe.