WHAT DO I DO SINCE I RETIRED

Working people frequently ask retired people what they

Do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate,
my wife and I went into town and visited


A shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We
went up to him and I said, 'Come on,


Man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'  He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket.  I called him an "asshole". He glared at me
and started


Writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Kate called him a "shit head". He finished the second
Ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.


Just then our bus arrived, and we got
On it and went home.  We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day

Now that we're retired. It's important at our age.